Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Efficient but don't be imitated ....


A family in a Provinsi South of China, bewildered by a moment case of mortal remains of their grandmother arrive from America. That Case is delivered by one of their cousin over there. their Grandmother mortal remains look very oppressed in case and there is no room again which remain. Their moment open cover case of that mortal remains, they find a letter above his; and its contents is :

Beloved cousin,
Herewith I deliver grandmother body because him like to to be cremated in our ancestor land in Tung Shin. Forgiveness I cannot come because my salary have do not remain over again. All of you will find in case, below grandmother body, 12 can of Yohmeitsu, 10 brown sack of Swiss! And some bag of Chinatown Mop of Cheong. That all to all of you, divided to flatten!, In grandmother foot, all of you will find a pair of shoes Nike Air the size is 10 for the Ah of Cu. Also there is 2 shoe tide for the Ah Mei and Ah Lien. Hopefully its compatible size measure. Grandmother wear 6 of T-Shirt CK ( Calvin Klein). Which is its big size measure for the Ah BaK and other to uncle child. All of you choose by xself which
2 jeans pants of Armani which is grandmother wear is to children. Hand watch of Rolex which during the time Lee Ah Bai wish in grandmother left hand. For the aunt of Pei Pei , grandmother impose choker, and ring of Jewerly Tiffany which during the time thou wish. That all for mu. Also there is 6 Polo sock weared by grandmother divided also to all cousin. Don'T forget, informing I what else which all of you require because grandfather recently also deteriorate its health.

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