A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case.
The Problem was who should get custody of the child.The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honor.
I brought The childinto the world with all the pain and labor.
The child Should be in my custody.
"The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to Say in your defense?"
The man sat for a while contemplating. ..then slowly rose.
"Your Honor...If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi Comes out...Whose Pepsi is it... The machine's or mine?"
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